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I had a conversation this week about different typesets, and how interesting they are, and as such, thought what better a topic for this week’s one liners than Font Jokes? Don’t expect them to be too funny or original… …and if you are interested in the history of fonts – it’s much more interesting than you might think – then here’s a great book on the topic, definitely recommended:

Times New Roman and Arial walk into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve your type here”.

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A friend’s son was baptised Comic Sans. The vicar used the wrong font.

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What did one font say to the other on the beach? “Serif’s up!”

Single-line fonts (also called engraving fonts, technical lettering fonts, pen plotter fonts) are hugely useful when performing machining or drawing operations. For example, suppose you have a laser cutter and want to mark text on something. You could raster a normal font (shading in. 1.100;PS 001.100;hotconv 1.0.70;makeotf.lib2.5.58329;com.myfonts.autodidakt.line.4.wfkit2.45W6.

I was going to insult someone using paragraph formatting tools. It would have been entirely justified.

My problem with Comic Sans is that it’s just not my type.

What is a typographer’s favourite chocolate? M & Ms.

In which font are horoscopes written? Futura.

I would make a font joke but I’m not bold enough.

I was asked for advice on a font for a launch campaign. I suggested Trebuchet.

I’m not overweight, I’m in bold.

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A font meets a friend in Rome and asks “are you a Roman too?” “No, but I am an Italic…”

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There is nothing wrong with the tower in Pisa. It was just built in italics.

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There was a lot of trouble in the Wild West fonts as they were Sans Sheriff.

I keep seeing jokes written on the beach. Think it’s the Comic Sands.

Last week’s jam jokes are here.

If you like these font jokes, there is an alphabetical list of joke topics here.

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